11/03/08
Sheesh, is the election over yet? I'd say that I'll be glad when it's over regardless of the outcome, but that's not really true. Not surprisingly, I've already voted for the guy born in the second half of the twentieth century and will be somewhat dismayed if he doesn't win. Please note that by "somewhat dismayed" I mean "will have lost what remaining faith I had in politics". If you haven't voted, remember that this election (like every election before it) is the most important election of our time. Or something. Seriously, go vote tomorrow if you're not lucky enough to live in a civilized state like mine that does vote by mail. There, now that I've made a plea for people to vote in a public forum, I have eased my conscience about my lack of political involvement. Yay.
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